Never Date a Libra

Indecisive, flirtatious, and downright deceptive - your Libra will tell you what you want to hear.Problem is they'll be telling *everyone* what they want to hear. Instead try dating: Pisces, Taurus, Virgo, or Scorpio

What Sign Shouldn't You Date?

Umm, this isn't very good then...damn quiz!

So there was one complaint when I didn't write for a while...Nice to know that someone is reading this...

So what has happened since the last time I wrote...hmmm...well I went home for a week to see the parents and Erin came with me. Here's some pics, wel they seem to have been posted above, hmm...interesting...So yeah we checked out some museums, the geology centre is lame...Erin got screeched in, and didn't throw up, you go you drinking champion! And I really get seasick on boats...

Than I returned to Ottawa to spend a week with Chris, the all-wonderful boyfriend (So Chris when you read this bask in the glory of your praise). We hung out with some friends, drank, ate, went bowling, played jeopardy (I'm the champion, in your face bi-atch), and well did other things :) So here are some pics from our fabulous ten days together. They ended up on the top too...damn. But yeah the roses are from Chris, he came off the plane with them, ahhhhhhhhhh...

You Communicate With Your Ears

You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.

How Do You Communicate?

Earlier today I was talking to dear Bain, and I happened to mention, when she called me a geek, that anonline blog survey had told me that I wasn't really a geek. She preceded to laugh and mock me, cause apparently using internet surveys makes me a huge dork! I think I need a support group to get me to stop using these stupid surveys. I'm sure I try a few a couple of times a day.

Okay so the other day I watched this awesome German film, "Nakt" or "Naked". It was very much a dark (duh german) intropective on relationships and whether or not we really "see" the people we love. I would say check it out....

Here are some thoughts that came into my head as I watched the movie...

This line was said in the movie and it spoke to me, "It's okay to have distance, and not be afraid to go our own way...we just have to come together in the end."

Also, the movie questioned whether a person could recognize the body of their lover with their eyes closed. I just thought it was interesting, for despite recognizing someone by touch, there are so many other senses that reveal to us that which we wish to perceive. So my deep thought was, "I can see you with my eyes closed".

Also with the thought of distance, by being separated by even just a blindfold, this deep thought arose...

"Are you here because someone who you thought you had, left you...for a just a moment."

In the movie, when all was lost and they thought they had not recognized each other, they seemed to grasp to get closer to that person again, to simply prove that they never meant to leave them...hmmm.

The same night I also watched "The Libertine" with Johnny Depp. His character at one point has a line that so describes the eccentricities of my thought processes!

"I have to speak my mind, because what is in my mind, is more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind."

Monkeys anyone?

You Are Corona

You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk. You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all. And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk. You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you!

What's Your Beer Personality?

I love these things. They get me so well I don't even need to write in this damn thing anymore! This weekend I will get drunk, because drunk is fun, and yeah I will drink light beer that does not make me gassy and allows me to drink more and more!

Okay I had to add this one. If you know me at all, you can totally see how this is me in love!

How You Are In Love

You fall in love quickly and easily. And very often. You give and take equally in relationships. You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time. You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change. You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard.

How Are You In Love?

I just had to add this one cause it's totally retarded!! What the hell is "Klan white"?! That is so wrong.

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

I recommend that everyone tries the crayon blogthing. It's hilarious!!

This is a what age are you quiz.

You Are 24 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Ack, the crazy computer test knows almost exactly how old I am!!! So yay, I act my age! I was afraid it would be like "you are the age of a twenty-something crazy cat lady"...but nope!

You Are a Mermaid

You are a total daydreamer, and people tend to think you're flakier than you actually are. While your head is often in the clouds, you'll always come back to earth to help someone in need. Beyond being a caring person, you are also very intelligent and rational. You understand the connections of the universe better than almost anyone else.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Yay! I can go swimming all day, but really I don't think I'm a flake...I'm always with it, except when drunk...but I don't know which mythological character is drunk all the time?! Bacchus?

Your Personality Is Like Acid

A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict. One moment you're in your own little happy universe... And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

Ack! I totally see this one...I hate bad acid trips...maybe I'm like this now cause I did too much acid as a teenager...hmmm...food for thought.

What Your Soul Really Looks Like

You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

Inside the Room of Your Soul

Does my soul really look like this? Am I full of myself...Friends should not let friends be dicks...

You Are 38% Selfish

In general, you are a very giving person who treats others very well. But at times, you insist on getting your way - when it matters most to you.

How Selfish Are You?

Okay this blogthing told me I wasn't very selfish, so I don't need comments from real people who know me. This random quiz has it all figured out!

Okay I'm done with answering lame quizzes. I'll eventually write a real update to my blog!

BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE!!!!

So this is what being short and drunk gets you in the land of photography!! Either way it was an awesome show and I was quite excited! The rest of Bluesfest has been interesting and I have a feeling that by the end of this week I'm going to be so poor! Anyways I just wanted to share these pics. I'm sure I'll have more stories in the next few days.

The Ottawa Party!

Now in total Dow fashion I got wasted by about five o'clock on sangria and amarula. Then I went with Bain to go for dinner with her parents. We met them in their new condo, and they were talking about the previous tenants, and I in my drunkeness said something to the effect of, "Ahh man that sucks they must've been a bunch of cocksuckers"....The Dow charm was in full force, but Erin and I did continue to party with the parents, and I almost made her cry at one point...Bain can be such a pussy sometimes...if she ever reads this she's going to punch me, I think she has already, I have some vague drunken recollection.

Oh and another exciting thing! Bain, JP, and I were chilling at my place and lightening struck in the well in front of my living room window! It was crazy, Bain and I yelled like vietnamese prostitutes, and well JP wanted to yell, but apparently his manly balls wouldn't allow such behaviour...

Oh and on our way to watch the fireworks I found the hat in the picture above! I love free shit I find on the road! Some prepubescent child is probably really pissed. Well not as pissed as I was when Bain put the fucking flag down my crack...she's always sticking shit down there...freak.

And a drunken Julian serenaded my cat Janie...At like two in the morning he makes up this song about how we love cats and then when she runs away from him he just screamed "CAT" at the top of his lungs...and apparently I'm the only gayass that thinks Elf is a funny movie...

Also Bain and I experienced the nicest pick-up ever. A guy drove by us and just said, "hi, how are you". We responded, and continued to laugh about it drunkenly for two days. Maybe he was a serial killer, but whateves he was nice we would've gotten in the car!

Oh and on Sunday Bain and I ate with her parents again at the italian restaurant in Little Italy. Our waiter Giovanni was so old-school it was hilarious...All he did was flirt with us and tell us how he loves all women...even younger women...neither of us is seeing Giovanni...

Oh and I guess to end this, at one point in my drinking madness I puked out my nose. There that's it!

My Body is Dead From Partying!

So I spent a few days doing the do in Montreal, and it was pretty much like old times. Seeing Erin again was awesome, for a year and a half she's been a disembodied voice! We went shopping, eating, drinking...I met Steven...the ex. Although I do have to say he's quite funny and saved me from getting my ass grinded by men at the fouf. Three men came up behind me trying to gring their dicks into my ass, horrible! And I, as always, was firm and told them to get the fuck, but apparently in the years I've been away these Montreal men have forgotten what that means! Luckily, Steven came to my rescue and preceded to grind against these aforementioned men and ask them in his British/Scottish accent "has your mummy let you out tonight, did she teach you to dance like this?" One of the men did get offended and started to shove Steven, but I had it under control....Ha no way! Also, just like old times, we had a bbq on Shelley and Julian's roof and had to deal with the bitching of their superintendent all night, but it was still fun! Oh and as always there were drinks at Copa's with Andre...Mmmm scratch kitchen and frosty glasses!